Crypto call centerEntry level · Start today
Work the phones. Pitch fictional investors. Don't get fired.
A free browser gameTear a tab to clock in
No download · No wallet needed · No sign-up · In your browser
The job
Seven days, eight pitches, one boss. Every shift has a quota. Every caller is fictional. The quota is very real.
A fictional caller is on the line. Win their trust before their patience runs out. Every reply is a tactic, and every caller likes some and hates others.
At 70 trust, close on your office computer: stamp the right form, dial 1-800-CORN, catch the airdrops, count the cat votes.
The shift ends and the boss reviews your numbers. Miss the quota and you are fired. Hit it and you get day two.
Missed calls ring back crosser, the printer catches fire, the power cuts out. On day 7, The Management reviews you.
| Day 1 | KYCKYC Portal |
| CEXCEX Recovery | |
| Day 2 | DOCWalletDoctor™ |
| DROPAirdrop Claim | |
| Day 3 | MCATMoon Cat DAO |
| Day 4 | CORN$CORN Presale |
| Day 5 | WINMemecoin Awards |
| Day 6 | MARSMars Lambo Fund |
| Day 7 | BOSSPerformance review |
The callers
Every caller is a fictional character with a worry, favourite tactics and a memory of what you just said. Repeat yourself and they notice. Contradict yourself and they hang up.
“My grandson says my computer has a wallet now.”
Fictional caller
“I own three hundred tons of $CORN?”
Fictional caller
“My garden gnome says I won an airdrop.”
Fictional caller
The phones, the callers, the quota and the boss, in about the time it takes to put someone on hold. Sound on.
Or skip it and clock in →For projects
List your project and it gets its own call center with its own number. Your community works the phones and races every other office up the daily board. A raid people actually enjoy: ten minutes pitching your coin beats ten seconds spamming a reply.
Preview · every listing is reviewed: no rugs, no impersonation
Every cycle runs the same script. Someone calls, someone pitches, someone promises the moon. You know the voice. You have probably been the voice.
We are not here to pretend that is not the job. We are here to make it a game, out loud, with the lights on.
Here, nobody gets hurt. The callers are fictional, the money is fake and the quotas are absurd. The only real thing is your community showing up for each other.
No fake roadmaps. No “utility soon”. Just a desk, a phone and the most honest office in crypto.
Clock in. Pick up the phone. Do not get fired.
No. It is a satirical game. Every caller is a fictional character, every number is fake, and nothing contacts real people or moves real money.
No, and please do not dial it. It is not even enough digits. The only place it rings is inside the game.
No. You play in your browser with no sign-up and no wallet. Your progress is saved in that browser.
Not yet. Any contract address that is not shown on this site and posted by @1800shill is not us.
Submit it on the listing page. Every listing is reviewed to keep out rugs and impersonators, then you get your office link.
New sign on the door, new desk, new game: a week on the phones with a review at the end. Every office link still works, and the office is still very honest.
Absolutely not. It is an office game about how silly crypto pitching is.